Many of you have heard Antonin Scalia, Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no one has ever seen a copy of it.
Since they are all so concerned about the “Homosexual Agenda,” I thought it might be helpful to have a copy so I asked a friend of mine, who recently obtained a copy of the “Homosexual Agenda” directly from the Head Homosexual, if he would send me a copy. He did and now I am sharing it with all of you. I certainly hope it will assist you so that you will be prepared.
The Homosexual Agenda
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom’s or Saks)
12:00 pm Brunch
(1) assume complete control of the U.S. Federal,state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government;
(2) destroy all healthy marriages;
(3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
(4) bulldoze all houses of worship;
(5) secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media;
(6) be fabulous
2:30 pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm Cocktails
6:00 pm Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse)
8:00 pm Theatre
10:30 pm “Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!”
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