Posted: August 7th, 2004 by Militant Libertarian
This is from a good friend of mine, Jeff Greenspan:
Getting work to provide for you and your family is currently an illegal activity. The process of obtaining work or actually engaging in work is, at its inception illegal for everyone in any profession.
In order to obtain a job, you
1) need to go to the national socialist retirement insurance office and request that the national socialist retirement insurance office kommissar enroll you in that office’s program. They are more than happy to do this. The National Socialist Retirement Insurance program is ELATED when people CHOOSE to participate. Either way, it is a MANDATORY step one is forced to take to become employed.
2) Once the National Socialist Retirement Insurance office has provided you with your National Socialist identification number, then you are REQUIRED to visit your state office or bureau that permits you to engage in ANOTHER otherwise illegal activity of driving. (another subject for another day). You provide the drivers’ licensing kommissar with your National Socialist identification number. The Drivers’ Licensing kommissar then provides you with your permit to WORK (and drive).
In summary, in order to get a job, an otherwise illegal activity, you must get a waiver from the law which outlaws employment and an exemption from prosecution for attempting to work. This waiver comes to you AFTER visiting the National Socialist Retirement Insurance office to enroll in their program and AFTER visiting the Drivers’ Licensing kommissar. Then the Drivers’ Licensing kommissar completes the process and mails you your waiver and exemption (in the form of a licence) to WORK and drive.
This is the current law of the United States and all of the States.
Oh one more thing. Behind the scenes, after completing these two steps and engaging in the illegal activity of work, now that you have your waiver and exemption (in the form of a license), you are also complimentarily entered into the National Work Registry database, the NAtional Drivers Registry database, the IRS datbase, the FINCEN database, the MATRIX database, and the Socialist inSecurity database.
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