New National Emblem

Posted: August 17th, 2004 by Militant Libertarian

The government today announced that it is changing it’s emblem froman Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.


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