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Note to self: when shipping a blanket to your mother-in-law, when the postal worker asks you if the package contains anything “fragile, liquid, perishable,” etc., don’t answer with “No, it’s just a blanket woven from fiber made of weapons grade plutonium.” This is not considered funny.

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