Florida Boy Arrested For Farting

Posted: November 23rd, 2008 by Militant Libertarian

12-year-old charged after deliberately “breaking wind” in class

NOVEMBER 21–A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he “deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class,” according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff’s Office report, a copy of which you’ll find [at this link], notes that the 4′ 11″ offender admitted that he “continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers.” The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15.

Mili-Lib Note: I’m sure he’ll be tried as an adult and given some kind of felony conviction for it too. This is what happens when you let a bunch of mambies who can’t enforce any discipline run the publik skewls. Pranks become felonies.

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