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Musings on Kalifornia

Originally published Feb 8, 2004.

Not too long ago, I tried to get together a group of people, some trucks with compressors on them, and go out to California to the fault line.

The plan was to jackhammer the fault until it finally gave and sunk the Kommunist Republik of Kalifornia into the ocean once and for all.

Plenty of volunteers, but we had trouble finding the trucks…