As the year 2011 begins, an interesting thought occurred to me. Rather than spending the whole year writing the news one day at a time, I was thinking it would be much easier to just write all the headlines for 2011 in advance and let you read them today.
So what you’ll see below is a list of (virtually)all the health news headlines of 2011, condensed into a “fill in the blank” format using X and Y to represent variables. As the news comes out each day in the mainstream media, simply replace these variables with the names of various corporations, drugs, nutrients or individuals as the news cycle requires.
All thehealthnews headlines for 2011 – in advance
Drug X found to causeheart attacksand death.
FDA panel members found to be taking money from company X.
Chemical X is found infooditem Y, which probably comes from China.
Drug company X found to be engaged in marketingfraud.
The TSA wants to feel your X because they think terrorists might be carrying Y.
Clinical trial researcher Mr. X found to be engaged in science fraud.
Factory animal farm X caught abusing animals in secret videos filmed by PETA.
Nutrient X preventsdiseaseY.
TheFDAthreatens to shut down company X for selling nutrient Y, calling it an “unapproved drug.”
New research reports that disease X causes disease Y.
Homeopathy is attacked byscientistX.
Vaccines once again “proven” not to cause autism in a really, really serious scientific article published by medical journal Y.
Thefluis on the rise! Hurry, everybody go get vaccinated again!
Drug company X is found guilty of felony crimes but buys its way out of the situation by paying a fine of $Y while admitting no guilt.
Food ingredient X found to be dangerous to your health.
E.coli scare story reveals that bacteria has been found yet again in Xvegetables. Hence we need more food safety laws.
World governments warn about the dangers of Chinese Medicine herb X and try tobanit.
The industry that manufactures chemical X announces that X is perfectly safe for human consumption (even though we know it isn’t).
Celebrity X dies following chemotherapy.
Company X gets caught trying to sell hormone-induced milk as “organic” milk.
Fast food restaurant chain X introduces new, natural-sounding menu item.
Gleeful family celebrates joy of being medically microchipped (as part of microchipping propaganda campaign fronted by company X).
Foodpricesskyrocket because of X.
Oil prices skyrocket because of Y.
The new Republican Congress keeps spending America into a debt catastrophe while doing nothing to solve the health care bankruptcy problem.
Rates of diabetes and obesity rise X percent amongpopulationY.
Scientists announce disease X is caused by gene Y (but they’re actually wrong).
Hospital announces it removed the wrong X organ during patient surgery.
The McDonald’s Happy Meal hamburger still won’t decompose.
The FDA announces it is pulling drug X off the market, but only after stalling for several years in order to let Big Pharma rake in yet more profits while patients taking the drug keep dying from heart attacks.
The X species suffers a devastating population collapse due to Y chemicals inthe environment.
Health authority X announces that naturalmedicineY doesn’t treat cancer (even though it does) and should be banned.
Fast food item X found to contain industrial chemical Y.
Flu shots cause X number of children to be sent to thehospitalsuffering from convulsions, but the authorities dismiss it as coincidence and keep pushing the jabs.
Johnson & Johnson recalls product X due to yet more metal fragments or poisonous fumes being found in the product.
Pfizer commits more felonies but creates a new shell company X to take the hit while returning tobusinessas usual.
Desperate to vaccinate more men, Walgreens announces free sex with everyflu shot. Gift cards fly off the shelves. (Remember, they already used strip clubs to promoteflu shotsin 2010, so this isn’t much of a stretch…)
Senator X found to be a dirty, corrupt liar protecting the businesses interests of company Y which supported his campaign.
Health authorities demand that food X be irradiated to eliminate pathogen Y.
And there you have it! Those are the main headlines you’ll see through 2011. Just replace the X and Y with whatever facts are being presented on that particular day.
You now have90% of the news for the yearin a compact form. Sure, there will be exceptions in 2011 — really unique stories that stand out. We’ll be covering those here onNaturalNews, of course, along with anything that’s especially timely such as a new effort to legalize free speech about nutritional supplements.
But most of the health news you see year after year is just a regurgitation of the themes presented here. That’s why this year, we’re going to focus on bringing youtruly unique informationabout health freedom, health preparedness, how to grow your own organic vegetables in your back yard and other such content that rises above the predictable pattern of recycled news.
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