Laughter's Medicine

CA vs. Wyoming

Mili Note: This joke was sent to me via email.  Currently, Wyoming’s governor is Matt Mead, who is a closet anti-gun nut, so I didn’t use his photo here.  Instead, I used a photo of the Libertarian Punk Michael Dean in Casper, Wyoming, posing with his open carry in front of Walmart.

"I swear to lie like a bastard, to tell the whole lie, and nothing but the lie, so help me Non-Denominational-Deific-Reference."

The  Governor of California  is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

1.  The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2.  He calls Animal Control.  Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3.  He calls a veterinarian.  The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4.  The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

5.  The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6.  The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

7.  The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8  The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.  The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re:  the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

"I ain't governor and I don't carry a forty-five. I let my wife carry the smaller varmint pistols."

The Governor of Wyoming is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his personal concealed carry pistol and keeps jogging.  The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP  hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Wyoming is not.