Laughter's Medicine

Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting

The Onion

WASHINGTON—In response to the shooting death of six Sikh worshippers at a temple in Oak Creek, WI yesterday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) offered a public expression of her thankfulness that no Americans had been killed in the rampage. “It’s a relief and a blessing that not a single American died in this event,” Bachmann said of the incident that claimed the lives of six Americans who practice the Sikh faith. “All of us can be grateful for that. Had the gunman targeted a church or synagogue, this violent act could have been much, much worse. There’s no telling how many Americans might have died.” Bachmann concluded by calling on citizens nationwide to direct all their thoughts and prayers to the family of wounded police lieutenant Brian Murphy, who was shot multiple times while rushing to help victims.


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Very doubtful that Michells would have made a mistake like this. What source did you bave for this story? Just in case I mossed something I checked out (it hert me to even visit it) and did a search for Bachman which turned up nothing even close to this story. One thing is certain, if this story had any validity at all they would have it as front page news!! I call BS!!


The source in the Onion. The section of this site is is on is “Laughters Medicine.” That should pretty much clue you in that it’s a JOKE.


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