What would happen if all corporate slogans had to tell the truth?

Posted: July 13th, 2013 by Militant Libertarian

by Mike Adams

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all corporate slogans were forced to tell the truth? Forget the slick-sounding propaganda they usually dish out… let’s get right to the core of what these companies are really about!

To help answer this question, we’ve put together yet another delightfully uncensored Natural News infographic (man, I love our art department!) that you can see in hi-res by clicking here.

The graphic, also shown below in lower resolution, attempts to comically assign realistic slogans to famous online corporations like Google, eBay, Twitter and Facebook.

It includes slogans like:

• Google: Tell us what you’re thinking (so we can tell the NSA).

• Wikipedia: Make your bigshot self sound authoritative to dweebs.

• eBay: Buy and sell all your stolen s#!t.

See more in the actual infographic, below:

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Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/040960_corporate_slogans_eBay_Facebook.html#ixzz2YKc0XzBo
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